As I researched women’s wintersport photos my eyes got wider and wider

So I was looking for women’s wintersport photos on a photo library site.

I wanted gritty, I wanted fierce, I wanted, ‘I’m going to win at all costs, suckers, just you watch’.

Or not.

Maybe what I really wanted was a topless woman strategically holding skis in front of her moguls.

Women-wintersport-pics-01Or maybe a lady who clearly has no intention of skiing anywhere with her immaculate hair, which, within seconds of movement would no doubt become inextricably tangled with her goggles/zip/mouth, leaving her gagging on the strands as they wrap around her tonsils.

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No need for thermals for this hardy lass.

Women-wintersport-02???

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Not much luck so far, maybe I’ll try an illustration. Oh.

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Just focus on ski gear, perhaps…

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Yeah, okay I’m done.

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